9/11 TRUTHERS PROVEN CORRECT!
A new document dump by Wiki Leaks has exposed a conspiracy by the American government to destroy the World Trade Center Towers. The documents prove that the attack of 9/11/2001 was devised and conducted by the Bush-Cheney administration in conjunction with the Military Industrial Complex. The ploy, designed to justify the invasion of Middle Eastern countries, was successful but its perpetrators have now been revealed.
Up until now the only evidence of the conspiracy has been circumstantial and reenacted in cartoons aired on shows such as the Colbert Report. Speculation on the improbability of the success and the lack of intervention have exposed the holes in the plot thus revealing that the attack as an inside job. Additional theories put forth by other comedians, Bill Maher, John Stewart and some foreign sources have buttressed these conspiracy theories.
The new Wiki Leak documents prove that the theory of the 9/11 Truth Committee alleging that the Bush-Cheney administration ordered the destruction of the World Trade Center and the attacks on Washington D.C. are now beyond reproach.
Following are the transcripts as publish in the N.Y. Times that were recorded in 2001 by secret Wiki Leak recording devices hidden in the Oval Office.
George W. Bush: “Dick, I really want a war like Daddy had. I want my own war!” the president stops playing and in a tantrum sweeps the small, plastic, toy soldiers and tanks off the desktop with one violent thrust of his arm.
Dick Cheney: “Be patient Mr. President. A plan is being devised even as we speak.” Cheney begins picking up the toys and placing them back on the Presidents desk.
“Now here, keep practicing your strategy so that you will be ready for an invasion somewhere.”
G.B.: “Can it be Israel, please, please! Or maybe Japan?”
D.C.: “No sir, they are our allies.” “Hmmm, Japan you say… you have given me an idea George, I mean Mr. President.”
G.B.: “Call me Georgie. My Mama calls me that.” “Boom! Boom! Ahhhh! Run for it Japs, Georgies coming! Ta Ta Ta! Kaboom!” he starts tipping over the enemy soldiers.
D.C.: “You are brilliant Mr. President! You need your Japan! You need your Pearl Harbor!”
G.B.: “Mama said my Daddy won that Pearl Harbor War.” He plays with a toy airplane.
D.C.: “Excellent idea sir! We will stage an attack on America and blame terrorists! I’m calling Colin to get your Pearl Harbor plan put into action. You’re a genius sir!” Cheney picks up a secure telephone and begins placing a series of calls.
G.B.: “What are you talking about Dick? I'm hungry.”
The next three hours on the tape are unintelligible noises, probably the reenactment of a military battle by the President.
Voice: “Sir, lunch time!”
G.B.: Eagerly the President opens the small box with golden arches printed on the sides. “ Damn! I already have two of these toys! Take it back, I want a different one!” He throws the box at the aide.
Aide: “If your Mama saw that she would stuff broccoli down your throat and feed you ivory soap for dessert!”
After lunch the voices of Condi Rice, Cheney, Powell and several military officials can be identified as they plot a terrorist attack on their own country. Only bits and pieces of their dialog can be heard above the Presidents war strategery activities.
Cheney: “Let me summarize. We want to launch four civilian aircraft at four separate targets, the Whitehouse, the Pentagon and both World Trade Towers.”
Rice: “The Whitehouse? What about the president?”
Cheney: “We will send him off on an out of town assignment. A task that he can handle. Maybe reading children’s stories to kindergarteners or something.”
Powell: “My flyboys will shoot the planes down if they approach the Whitehouse, Dick. How can we stop them?”
Cheney: “Have you ever seen the air traffic control grid near Reagan International at 8am? It looks like a snow blizzard whiteout. When our pilots turn off the airliner’s transponders they will go invisible to the FAA controllers and the military. They can do this as they fly at 500 plus miles per hour and alter course. By time anyone realizes it will be to late. We have not had a hijacking since 1979 and have never had a hijacking that didn’t simply divert or delay the flight. No one can possibly be prepared for this kind of suicide attack, Colin. I just wish we could locate one more suicidal pilot.”
Powell: “Ok, it might work. Dick, if we can only get three suicide pilots, why not launch a cruise missile at the Pentagon. We can make it look like a fourth plane by dressing some of your blow up, sex dolls in stewardess’s outfits and strapping them to the missile. It will be going so fast it will look like a jet plane.”
Cheney: “Yes that might work! So we agree our three highly trained pilots will kill themselves by crashing the Trade Center Towers after our Hollywood trained stuntmen dressed up like middle easterners stage an on board hijacking of the flights. Then we will wait until the first responders show up and our demolition experts posing as firemen will detonate the hidden explosive charges killing themselves and bring the whole thing down!”
Rice: “Why not blow Tower 7 as well? It’s close by. Three is my lucky number.”
Powell: “Hell, why not. Three it is.”
Cheney: “Call Tim Geithner over at Goldman Sacks, there might be a way those Wall Street boys can help us make a bit of coin on this operation.”
Rice: “Aren’t you afraid if we involve to many people and agencies that our plot will be exposed later?”
Cheney: Pointing at the President as he plays war games at his desk. “Who cares? We’ll all be rich and we can always blame Bush anyway!”
Rice: “Your right. So whom will we blame for the attack? Al Qaeda and Bin Laden?”
Cheney: “Bingo! Your one smart gal Condi. You make my pacemaker spike!”
Rice: “Dick, you and Mohhamar only have one thing on your mind!”
Cheney: “Condi, you wont’ want to be around me a few days after my blow up dolls are gone, baby!”
I hope that this juvenile and immature 9/11 satire on Fun Friday has not offended too many people. It is an attempt to make the Truthers see how they appear to people who are not delusional. I felt compelled to write it when last Sunday, on the tenth anniversary of the murder over 3,000 people, I witnessed the renewal of the idiotic accusations by mentally challenged conspiracy theorists. Especially those Americans who continue to try and spread mindless conspiracy theories instead of uniting as one free people in opposition to the tyranny and religious fanaticism that seeks to destroy Western culture. How even a few lunatics can take all the blessings granted them for granted and feel safe from ever losing our most basic rights is mind boggling to me.
William Hazlitt: Ignorance of the world leaves one at the mercy of it’s malice.
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