HILLARY’S IMMACULATE
CONCUSSION
Hillary’s worldwide tour finally
came to an end and yesterday she emerged from medical quarantine. Is she ready
to put on her big girl pantsuit and testify before Congress about the Benghazi
terror attack? Has she had enough time to fine-tune the talking points and lies
or will she once again simply say, “I
don’t recall.”
Do informed people really believe
that after 4 months of dodging responsibility that mere days before her
testimony about Benghazi and through divine intervention Hillary suffered THE IMMACULATE CONCUSSION?
Left wingers claim that skeptics of
the legitimacy of Hillary’s injury are cynical conspiracy theorists. After all, why would any Democrat lie or try to hide
the truth? That concept is absurd!
To settle the debate we have sent
the crack investigative reporters from WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS to
find the truth. The following is their report:
WTPBPS: “I’m here with Dr. Fraud U. Launt who is the personal physician for members of the
D.N.C. Dr. Launt, are you the one who diagnosed Hillary?”
Dr. Fraud U. Launt: “Yes, you are correct. I have been working piece
meal for the Democrat Party since Bill Clinton’s Lewinsky problem. Mostly I
diagnose any problem, physical or emotional, that a Democrat might have and
write a doctors note to excuse that person from an unpleasant, event such as
providing testimony under oath.”
Dr. Fraud U. Launt
WTPBPS: “What were your findings Dr. Launt?”
Dr. Fraud U. Launt: “Please, call me Fraud.”
WTPBPS: “Very well Dr. Fraud.”
Dr. Fraud: “Hillary’s case was difficult. We needed to
give her a note of excusal without stigmatizing her health and thus
jeopardizing her impending presidential run in 2016. The first thing that I
thought of when I received the assignment was “what a tough old bird that Hillary
is”. That brought to mind the Dura
Mater! Dura Mater is Latin for “hard mother” and describes the tough
outer cover… the membrane actually… that covers the brain and is between the
skull and the brain. When blood accumulates between the skull and the Dura
Mater it is outside the brain but under the skull… you have a epidural hematoma.
I decided an epidural hematoma would
be the perfect excuse for Hillary’s excusal note… hard to detect and a hard to
disprove malady… shown as a small speck on her CT scan… treatment could be as
simple as an aspirin a day, or in her case even a placebo.”
WTPBPS: “Why all the fabrication? Why not just let
her testify, Dr. Fraud?”
Dr. Fraud: “Obviously she would have to tell the truth
or commit perjury. If she tells the truth we will have another impeachment on
our hands.”
WTPBPS: “Perjury was no problem for Bill Clinton even
in face of irrefutable DNA evidence and he is more influential and powerful
today than ever. The media and the Democrats
love him and continue to reward leftwing liars. Look at Dan Rather,
Stephanie Cutter, Eric Holder, and Hillary’s four incompetent state department
officials who received promotions… I could list 50 Democrat politicians and
journalist whose careers have excelled after being exposed as corrupt liars.”
Dr. Fraud: “Yes, but completely avoiding any responsibility with the help of our
comrades in the press is a much easier course of action.”
WTPBPS: “What is your training and background Dr.
Fraud?”
Dr. Fraud: “In the late 1970’s I studied in East Germany at the Joseph Goebbels School of Medical
Reporting. After the fall of communism and the Berlin Wall, I defected to
the West and was hired by THE NEW YORK TIMES. As I mentioned I helped the
Clintons in the 1990’s. I was the advisor that told both Hillary and Bill to
simply reply “I don’t recall” which they
did under oath nearly 250 times during Clinton’s scandal ridden and corrupt
administration!
WTPBPS: “How did you pull that off? How could such a
corrupt administration survive impeachment and then today why do Bill and
Hillary Clinton receive so much respect and hold such influence with the
Democrat Party and the press?”
Dr. Fraud: “That is only possible with media complicity.
The media are cheerleaders not overseers.”
WTPBPS: “Complicity! That is an understatement! The
media has functioned as an active branch of the Democrat Party! The fourth
estate is in the tank for the Democrats!”
Dr.
Fraud: “I would not dispute that fact. I have done
work for NBC and since 2008 I have been working full time for the D.N.C. in
anticipation of the problems that the Obama Administration might face as they
fundamentally transform America from Capitalism to a totalitarian socialist
government. The American main stream media has always been most helpful to us
on the left.”
WTPBPS: “Are you the only physician that works with
the progressives to protect the left-wingers while diagnosing conservatives as
dangerous and deranged?”
Dr. Fraud: “Oh my no! The volume of work would overwhelm
me! I have several colleagues.
Dr. Dee Ception was trained in Cuba and she
does excellent work for the Party.”
Dr. Swen Dell from
Sweden a solid socialist propagandist, and
Dr. Guy L. Full just to name a few.”
For twenty years, Hillary Clinton
has been an indomitable, Republican bashing, wrecking ball to the benefit of
the Democrat Party. Since 1992 she has swung her full weight, a pear shaped
dynamo stuffed into her skintight, spandex, purple pants suite, face grinning,
her image popping up in every Capital Hill photo-op like a political version of
“Where’s Waldo”! Her wild eyed face
might be spotted in any political crowd- as the first lady, then as the N.Y. Senator,
later a Democrat presidential candidate, now in the Oval Office, Obama’s Cabinet
and as the head of the State Department. Hillary is everywhere!
Lately, with the blood of four dead
Americans on her hands, and facing the task of repeating and supporting the
obvious cover up lie (the pre-election Obama
story about a spontaneous Muslim protest incited by the anti-Muslim video as
the cause of the Benghazi murders), Hillary decided to get the hell out of
town. Eric Holder and his corrupt Department of Justice dutifully represented
the increasingly totalitarian policies of the Obama Administration by denying
the imprisoned American citizen who made the anti-Muslim video first amendment
protection; Hillary wanted no part of this malfeasance.
Immediately after the 9/11/2012
terror attack on our embassy, Hillary
fled the country to avoid questions about the State Department’s role and her responsibility
for embassy security. People demand to know why numerous requests for
better security by the victims in Libya were ignored and why for seven hours during
the terror attack help was denied as the four Americans died.
Hillary was cunning enough to
hideout overseas, Susan Rice was not so clever. Obama sent his stooge, UN
Ambassador Rice, across the major TV networks to spread the administrations
“cover lie” that the attack was not a terror attack. The lie was seen as necessary
and Rice’s credibility and reputation was sacrificed to delay until after the
election the truth that Obama and Biden’s claim that Al Qaeda has been crippled
as another campaign lie. The campaign decided that Obama’s foreign policy and
military agenda should not be impugned so close to the 2012 presidential
election so Rice’s career was sacrificed, just another pawn to fall on the
sword for King Obama.
As late as November, Hillary
claimed she could not testify about Benghazi because she was busy overseas on a
wine tasting tour of Australia! Hillary made herself unavailable.
It is reported that after finally
returning to America, Hillary fell and bumped her head. She again disappeared
creating a new game of “Where in the
World is Hillary Clinton”. Her doctors told her to stay home and rest as
everyone except the press wondered what was going on! Finally the story about a
blood clot emerged from the smoke screen. (Does
anyone remember Dick Cheney being figuratively crucified by the press as he sat
pale and weak holding a box which was apparently some type of external heart
pacemaker and the fun the late night talk shows had with that? Or when that fat,
MSNBC slob Ed Schultz wanted to rip out Cheney’s heart stomp on it and stuff it
back in his chest? Cheney took the heat while deathly ill; Hillary is a coward.)
During those four months of hiding
out, including her global jaunts at taxpayer expense, a former U.S. Marine
named Jon Hammer was being tortured and chained like an animal in a Mexican
prison; under the control of Mexican drug cartels. Jon Hammers parents begged the State Department to help their son. Hillary was to busy hiding. Jay Carney when asked about Jon Hammer said
he didn’t even know about the situation. This was yet another proven
administration lie and the media do nothing!
Give thanks that America still has one network that will report the truth to our citizens. Without Fox News Jon Hammer would rot in the Hell Hole called Mexico. I did not see his plight reported until Fox made it a huge issue! The Marine is from my area, South Florida, and apparently the Palm Beach Post does not consider this travesty worth comment! The Palm Beach Post Sucks!
View the heart breaking video at the following link:
Give thanks that America still has one network that will report the truth to our citizens. Without Fox News Jon Hammer would rot in the Hell Hole called Mexico. I did not see his plight reported until Fox made it a huge issue! The Marine is from my area, South Florida, and apparently the Palm Beach Post does not consider this travesty worth comment! The Palm Beach Post Sucks!
View the heart breaking video at the following link:
As you see, Jay Carney’s lying is
pathological.
The following is from the Northern
Colorado Gazette and describes Hillary
Clinton’s global jaunts even as the Middle East burns, Jon Hammer is tortured
and relatives of the dead Americans killed in Libya beg for answerers:
The Clinton’s are among the most corrupt
politicians in history. With 4 more years to go, I predict that Barrack Obama
will take that title.
For a recap of the Clinton Corruption this
is from THE Progressive Review online:
Check for accuracy.
“The FIRST, FIRST LADY to
come under criminal investigation
The FIRST, FIRST LADY
to almost be indicted according to one of the special prosecutors
NUMBER of Hillary
Clinton fundraisers convicted of, or pleading no contest to, crime: 5
NUMBER OF TIMES that
Hillary Clinton, providing testimony to Congress, said that she didn't
remember, didn't know, or something similar: 250
NUMBER OF CLOSE BUSINESS partners
of Hillary Clinton who ended up in prison: 3. The Clintons' two partners in
Whitewater were convicted of 24 counts of fraud and conspiracy. Hillary
Clinton's partner and mentor at the Rose law firm, Webster Hubbell, pleaded
guilty to federal mail fraud and tax evasion charges, including defrauding
former clients and former partners out of more than $480,000. Hillary Clinton
was mentioned 35 times in the indictment.
IN THE 1980s,
Hillary Clinton made a $44,000 profit on a $2,000 investment in a cellular
phone franchise deal took advantage of the FCC's preference for locals,
minorities and women. The franchise was almost immediately flipped to the
cellular giant, McCaw.
HILLARY CLINTON AND HER HUSBAND set
up a resort land scam known as Whitewater in which the unwitting bought third-rate
property 50 miles from the nearest grocery store and, thanks to the sleazy
financing, about half the purchasers, many of them seniors, lost their
property.
IN 1993 HILLARY CLINTON
and David Watkins moved to oust the White House travel office in favor of World
Wide Travel, Clinton's source of $1 million in fly-now-pay-later campaign trips
that essentially financed the last stages of the campaign without the bother of
reporting a de facto contribution. The White House fired seven long-term
employees for alleged mismanagement and kickbacks. The director, Billy Dale,
charged with embezzlement, was acquitted in less than two hours by the jury.
HRC'S 1994 HEALTH CARE PLAN, according
to one account, included fines of up to $5,000 for refusing to join the
government-mandated health plan, $5,000 for failing to pay premiums on time, 15
years to doctors who received "anything of value" in exchange for
helping patients short-circuit the bureaucracy, $10,000 a day for faulty
physician paperwork, $50,000 for unauthorized patient treatment, and $100,000 a
day for drug companies that messed up federal filings.
TWO MONTHS after
commencing the Whitewater scheme, Hillary Clinton invested $1,000 in cattle
futures. Within a few days she had a $5,000 profit. Before bailing out she earns
nearly $100,000 on her investment. Many years later, several economists will
calculate that the chances of earning such returns legally were one in 250
million.
IN 1996, Hillary Clinton's
Rose law firm billing records, sought for two years by congressional
investigators and the special prosecutor were found in the back room of the
personal residence at the White House. Clinton said she had no idea how they
got there.
DRUG DEALER Jorge
Cabrera gave enough to the Democrats to have his picture taken with both
Hillary Clinton and Al Gore. . . Cabrera was arrested in January 1996 inside a
cigar warehouse in Dade County, where more than 500 pounds of cocaine had been
hidden. He and several accomplices were charged with having smuggled 3,000
pounds of cocaine into the United States through the Keys
In 2000, Hillary Clinton's
Senate campaign returned $22,000 in soft money to a businesswoman linked
to a Democratic campaign contribution from a drug smuggler in Havana.
IN AUGUST 2000, Hillary
Clinton held a huge Hollywood fundraiser for her Senate campaign. It was very
successful. The only problem was that, by a long shot, she didn't report all
the money contributed: $800K by the US government's ultimate count in a
settlement and $2 million according to the key contributor and convicted con
Peter Paul. This is, in election law, the moral equivalent of not reporting a
similar amount on your income tax. It is a form of fraud. Hillary Clinton's
defense is that she didn't know about it
HILLARY CLINTON'S participation
in a Whitewater related land deal became suspicious enough to trigger an
investigation by the Arkansas Supreme Court.
IN 2007, A Pakistani
immigrant who hosted fundraisers for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton became a
target of the FBI allegations that he funneled illegal contributions to
Clinton's political action committee and to Sen. Barbara Boxer's 2004
re-election campaign. Authorities say Northridge, Calif., businessman Abdul
Rehman Jinnah, 56, fled the country shortly after being indicted on charges of
engineering more than $50,000 in illegal donations to the Democratic
committees.
HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTED the
appointment of Rudy Giuliani's buddy, Bernie Kerick, to be Secretary of
Homeland Security,. Kerick subsequently withdrew and not long after was indicted.”
WILL THE MEDIA EVER DO THEIR JOB?
CERTAINLY THE DEMOCRAT EDITORS OF
THE PALM BEACH POST WILL ALWAYS DEFEND DEMOCRAT POLITICAL CORRUPTION!
THAT’S
WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS!
La Rochefoucauld: “Everybody
complains of his memory, but nobody of his judgment.”
This Weeks “Must Read”
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