Why The Palm Beach Post Sucks: DAVID AXELROD INTRODUCES HOT DOG TO WHITE HOUSE HEALTHY MENU

DAVID AXELROD INTODUCES HOT DOG TO WHITE HOUSE CAMPAIGN MENU

In 1983 the Romney’s took a family trip from Boston to Canada. Ann Romney told the story about how the family’s pet dog, Seamus, ate the families turkey dinner and “got the runs”. Rather than leave the beloved pet behind, Mitt Romney -ever the problem solver- strapped Seamus in his dog carrier to the roof rack and ingeniously devised a windshield for the front of the cage. Like a scene out of the Griswold’s National Lampoon Vacation, the family piled into a station wagon with the dog riding on the roof and set off to Canada! Awesome!

Contrast this to the Obama family’s multi-convoy of jumbo jets circumnavigating the globe on bi-monthly vacations! Ann Romney reports that the dog was happy and excited about his trip, but did mess on the car during the trip. She says Mitt calmly made a pit stop to hose off the dog, the carrier and the car before continuing the trip. The family vacation with Seamus was a great success thanks to Mitt’s ingenuity. This sounds like an all American family vacation, not a Washington DC limousine liberal’s.

David Axelrod, senior advisor to President Obama, is obsessed with Mitt Romney’s improvised roof top dog carrier; he cant’ stop talking about it. Axelrod apparently views such a mode of dog transportation as inhuman. This point of view is understandable from an elite 1%’er like Axelrod who has primarily lived in the bubble of the Manhattan and Chicago elites.

Axelrod has probably seen doormen hand off diamond laced poodles to be driven in limos to the dog spa! A man like Axelrod has probably never seen a dog sitting in the bed of a pickup truck speeding down I-95. I’ve seen dogs of all breeds in carriers and cages or tethered with a rope, some even loose in an open pickup truck bed, fur blowing in the wind; they seem to love those rides! Normal people know that it is even quite common to see humans riding in the back of open trucks, rain and shine! These events are completely normal to us 99%’ers but not to liberal Democrats.

Apparently, in spite of his wealth, Mitt Romney is more in touch with normal Americans than David Axelrod or President Barrack Obama. To the Democrats, the normal way to transport your pet is in a chauffeured limousine!

In January, David Axelrod tweeted the above photo of Obama's dog, Bo, riding with President Obama in an armored limousine, with the caption "How loving owners transport their dogs."

Really David! In a chauffeured limousine! Talk about the elite 1%!

Apparently President Barrack Hussein Obama loves dogs so much that he considers them as more than just great pets, but also as table fare. The following is an excerpt from his book “Dreams of My Father”.

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

On Tuesday evening, Romney campaign spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom retweeted Axelrod with the comment, "In hindsight, a chilling photo."

That’s hilarious! Obama appears to be about to snap the poor dogs neck! Is Obama taking Bo to dinner or is Bo about to become dinner?

Portuguese Water Dog Pu Pu Plater

How does PETA feel about Obama eating dogs? Bill Maher serves on the board of PETA, will the nations chief misogynist demand that Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and the DNC return his $1 million donation when he learns of Obama’s fondness of fine canine cuisine?

Favorite Dog Recipes.

Wok the Dog

1 Chinese Shar Pei skinned and de-boned and cut into strips

Small green chili peppers

Plenty of rice

Heat a wok with peanut oil

Stir-fry dog meat (rare) remove set aside

Stir-fry chili’s 2 min. then add dog meat

Add 1-tablespoon soy sauce

Reduce heat add cooked white rice cover simmer for two minutes

Serve with WHAT?

Happy Family recipe

Ingredients

Litter of newborn pups (6-8) Chopped into Steaks

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 onion, sliced

1 red bell pepper, seeded and cubed

1 yellow bell pepper, seeded and cubed

1 (15 ounce) can baby corn, drained

1 tablespoon white sugar

1 (16 ounce) package frozen stir-fry vegetables

1 cup water

1 tablespoon cornstarch

1 tablespoon soy sauce

Directions

1. Preheat an indoor grill, and coat with cooking spray. Place the dog meat strips on the grill, and cook for about 7 minutes. Allow them to cool slightly, then cut into cubes.

2. While the dog meat is cooking, heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Place the onion rings in the skillet, and cook for a few minutes. Add the red and yellow pepper, baby corn, and the stir-fry vegetables. Increase the heat to medium-high; cook and stir for about 15 minutes.

Sprinkle in the sugar and salt. Stir in the dog meat. Dissolve the cornstarch in water, and pour into the skillet along with the soy sauce. Cook and stir until the sauce thickens.

White House Approved Fast Food, Roast Greyhound!