DEMOCRATS ARE ENJOYING THE GOV. SHUTDOWN AND DEBT LIMIT CRISES; THE CORRUPT MEDIA PINS BLAME ON THE GOP

Park Ranger: “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can."

WWII VETS BREACH THE OBAMA BARRICADES AND STORM THE MEMORIAL!

REMINISCENT OF THE NORMANDY INVASION; refusing to be denied, driving forward in wheelchairs instead of WWII landing craft, 90+-year-old war veterans crashed the wire laced fences erected by fascists to keep them at bay. As the veterans that fought the Nazis were being locked out, hoards of illegal immigrants along with Democrat congressmen rallied nearby for immigration reform. Obama is actively and deliberately trying to inflict as much pain on Americans as possible, hoping that with the help of the media his devious deeds will stoke public outrage at Republicans over the impasse. Meanwhile 4 dead war heros were denied death benefits by their commander in chief as the pitiful human waste of a man Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel did nothing.

Despite all the facts, the lame stream media has used all it’s power to make the American people believe that the government shut down and debt crises are the fault of House Republicans and Senator Ted Cruz. Despite numerous House bills that the Republicans have passed to fund government and despite the fact that those bills are sitting on Democrat Senate leader “Dirty” Harry Reid’s desk; despite the fact that Democrats- who control 2/3rds of our government –have refused to negotiate, the media has succeeded with the help of corrupt Democrat activists posing as journalists to direct the blame on Republicans.

        

The “National Journal” reported on Oct. 3^rd: “The House is holding a series of votes Thursday aimed at restoring government funding for the some of the country's most popular programs”

One of those bills passed by Republicans was to fund NIH cancer research for children.        

Watch dirty Harry Reid attack Dana Bash for committing a journalistic, cardinal sin, she dared ask a Democrat politician a tough question. Her random act of professional journalism infuriated Senator Reid. Is asking a Democrat a tough question politically incorrect and no longer tolerated in America? You Betcha!

Click this link on Bing.com to see the video:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=harry+reid+why+would+i+do+that%3f&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=3D014ED0BD97157D49E63D014ED0BD97157D49E6

Dana Bash asked, “If we could help one child with cancer, why wouldn’t you do that?” Senator dirty Harry Reid responded; “Why would we do that?” and then he commenced a personal attack on Dana Bash calling her “irresponsible” for daring to ask a critical question of his highness, an omnipotent Democrat elitist; doesn’t the ignorant wench know that only Republicans want to kill children, starve people and push granny over the cliff? Maybe CNN will send Bash to a progressive Democrat re-education camp.

 

Will Obama give up his "gold plated" health coverage and cover his own family with ACA, the healthcare monstrosity that carries his name? Don’t count on it!

Republicans have attempted to compromise numerous times. The Senate Democrats and Obama have basically told them to “pound sand”.

1)            The Republicans began by attempting to defund the atrocity ACA which has been dubbed “Obamacare”.

2)            They then compromised by asking for a one year delay (the same delay Obama has granted to his crony capitalists, mega-donors and big business)

3)            Republicans then compromised again by simply asking for Obama to at least abide by the Constitution and have his horrible healthcare law inflicted upon all Americans equally. Democrats say ACA is the law of the land and can’t be changed. Obama has changed the ACA 19 times without the approval of Congress. Obama has given illegal exemptions and delays to segments of society that he considers allies and refuses to apply the law equally.

4)            Republicans compromised once again by asking that citizens not be forced to pay for 72% of the cost of Congressional members insurance. Average, private sector citizens who employ and fund government workers by paying taxes are not only being forced to buy Obamacare or pay a fine, but will also to pay 72% of the insurance premiums for members of Congress! Obama and the Democrats will not negotiate even such outrageous privileges that the ruling elites grant themselves!

Democrats claim that the 72% Congressional premium subsidy is no different than those that people in the private sector receive by having an employer pay for some of their premium. I would say to Congress, the problem with that talking point is that we citizens are your employer you pompous jackasses! WE pay your salaries! We are your employer! You must not have better perks than your bosses!

Wake up people, Congress works for the citizens, they are not our rulers unless we allow them to be! REMEMBER, THE IRS WILL BE THE ENFORCER OF OBAMACARE! DO YOU TRUST LOIS LERNER’S CREW WITH REGULATING YOUR HEALTHCARE?

Tuesday on Andrea Mitchell's MSNBC show, Mitchell in typical- Pro-Democrat media bias- fashion stepped out of her “journalist role” LOL to become a mouthpiece and personal negotiator for the Obama administration. The political hack, Mitchell, posing as a journalist but speaking for the administration, began ranting that Republican calls for a one-year delay of the Obamacare individual mandate was a "non-negotiable demand."

Appearing as Mitchell’s guest, Wisconsin Congressman Sean Duffy slammed the press for not doing its job in pointing out the hypocrisy of Obamacare being delayed for certain groups but not for all Americans:

Duffy said "...the media won't even ask the question about, 'Why are you [the Obama administration] treating families different than big businesses?'...That's how pathetic, I think, news reporting has become, when we won't ask tough questions to the administration."

The following is a link to a video of the exchange:

http://www.mrc.org/biasalerts/gop-congressman-decimates-andrea-mitchell-and-slams-pathetic-news-reporting

        

Even though she is obviously not a credible journalist, Mitchell was correct, Obama will not negotiate anything with Republicans. Just two days ago and with the debt limit issue just days away, the petulant, spoiled, man-child president reiterated his position that he will not negotiate with any Republican who disagrees with him or his policies.

The following is from “The Huffington Post”:

“Obama Calls John Boehner, Says He Still Won't Negotiate”

“By ANDREW TAYLOR 10/08/13 12:15 PM ET EDT

WASHINGTON -- WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama called the top Republican in the GOP-controlled House Tuesday, telling Speaker John Boehner once again that he won't negotiate over reopening the government or must-pass legislation to prevent a U.S. default on its obligations.”

Despite Obama’s declaration of in- flexible entrenchment, the media, pop-culture, late night TV imbeciles, Hollywood elites and the corrupt Democrat Party are having success in convincing low information voters that conservatives are the cause of 5 years of social and economic misery and decline. (Have they finally stopped blaming Bush?)

Conservatives simply oppose a big spending, out of control, power hungry, federal government and they were sent to Washington to do that job. Despite having almost no political power conservatives have had some success in slowing the erosion of our freedoms and the ever growing massive federal government.

It is now abundantly clear, the lame stream media will never address the incompetence and unconstitutional activity of President Obama and the Democrat Party.

That’s Why The Palm Beach Post Sucks!

       It will be amusing to observe the outrage when the idiots that have been preoccupied with watching Bill Maher, Jon Stewart and playing video games turn their glazed eyes from the TV screen to find the Obamacare "payment due" notice from the IRS. LOL!

Just pray that nobody you know gets sick!

Publius Syrus; “There are some remedies worse than the disease.”

This weeks; “must read”.

OBAMA'S CALAMITOUS PRESIDENCY IS AN INSULT TO RODEO CLOWNS

        

Obama took time out from his vacationing, golfing and White House celebrity parties to blame Republicans for the unpopularity of his atrocious Obamacare law.

While the Naval Yard shooting was underway and with Washington D.C. under a lock down, President Obama went on national TV and blamed the Republicans for wanting to hurt people. You would think that our classy president might wait until the wounded and dying stopped bleeding and the dead were pick off the ground before launching into another hateful tirade. Obama blames everything and everyone except his own administration for the nightmare America is experiencing due to Obama’s incompetence and 5 years of Democrat Party governance.

The following is from the “Washington Examiner”:

“After briefly addressing the tragic Navy Yard shootings, President Obama delivered a sharply partisan message to Republicans on Monday.

Obama warned of an "extreme wing" of the Republican Party that was willing to shutdown the government over Obamacare.

Obama delayed his speech by about 50 minutes after news of the attack broke Monday morning, but pressed forward with his full remarks in the South Court Auditorium of the White House.”

To see the whole report click the following link:

http://washingtonexaminer.com/after-navy-yard-shooting-obama-warns-of-extreme-wing-republicans/article/2535863

          Obama’s behavior was so outrageous that even some lefties in the media were critical of him. Of course the “Palm Beach Post” in an editorial by Jac Versteeg did not mention the outrage.

That’s why “The Palm Beach Post” sucks!

THE WORLD HAS NOW LOST RESPECT FOR AMERICA.

TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WE ARE ALL CLOWNS! WE RE-ELECTING THE WORST LEADER IN MODERN HISTORY.

APPARENTLY IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON HOW OR WHY HER PEOPLE DIED!

        

Tomorrow will be the 12th anniversary of 9/11and the 1^st anniversary of the terror attack on the Benghazi compound. A year has passed and despite the Obama administrations promises, none of the Benghazi terrorists have been brought to justice. A spokesman yesterday claimed again that the administration would find the murderers.

          CNN reporter, Arwa Damon went to Libya and found Ahmed Abu Khattala who is described by U.S. and Libyan officials as the leader of a militia called Ansar al Sharia an affiliate of al Queda. Damon sat down with Khattala who casually drank coffee while being interviewed! Khattala admitted to CNN that he was at the compound the night of the Benghazi attack but denies any involvement. “RIIIIGHT”!

         Despite the fact that Khattala claims to be an eyewitness and a leader of a known terrorist group, he reportedly told Damon that no officials- Libyan nor U.S.- have interviewed him concerning the Benghazi attack!
       A total of 5 men have been identified by U.S. officials but Obama claims to not have enough evidence to bring them to trial in the U.S. Trail! I thought we were at war, a war on terror!
      Obama claimed that it took over a year to find Bin Laden. True, but when we found him the F.B.I. did not read him Miranda rights, Seal Team Six went in at night and blew his brains out Mr. President.
    Our weak vacillating Commander in Chief's policies have lead to the melt down of the Middle East.  The incompetence of Hillary Clinton lead to the death of Americans because of political correctness; the desire to keep a small footprint in Benghazi. Now Obama wants to read the soldiers of Al-Queda Miranda rights and provide domestic trials. Will the murderers be charged with work place violence since their only job in life is killing infidels and conducting Jihad? 

IF CNN CAN LOCATE TERRORISTS THAT WERE ON THE GROUNDS DURING THE MURDERS WHY CAN’T OBAMA?

Eight Republicans in Congress are wondering the same thing.  They sent a letter to the FBI director asking for some answers. They stated that the Obama administration’s investigation of the attack in Benghazi has been “simply unacceptable.”

Congressman Jason Chaffetz of Utah, told reporters that “One of the pertinent questions today is why we have not captured or killed the terrorists who committed these attacks?”

That is a question that Democrats and the lame-stream media apparently have no interest in answering.  The answer and the truth about Benghazi would be damaging to the Democrat party and especially to Hillary Clinton and Barrack Hussein Obama. They would not only be exposed as grossly negligent and incompetent leaders but as liars involved in a cover-up, exposure that the Democrat controlled media will not permit.

To make matters worse, the Obama administration has threatened to punish any eyewitness to the Benghazi attack who dare speak out. Scores of Benghazi witnesses are being ordered to undergo repeated lie detector exams to prove that they have not talked to the press. Does the media wonder what the most transparent administration in history is hiding? HELL NO!

The media does not find intimidation and abuse of power by the federal government against our own people to be of concern even after one witness who refused to comply with Obama was punished. Mr. Gregory Hicks appeared with George Stephanopoulos on TV Sunday and told of being punished for speaking the truth. The media could not care less!

President Obama considers the attack in Benghazi to be one of those “phony scandals” concocted by Republicans to make him look bad. Apparently the Obama enablers, the corrupt pro-Democrat media feels the same.

That’s Why The Palm Beach Post Sucks!

Hillary asked Congress; “At this point what difference does it make?”

If Hillary had that attitude about the facts in the Trayvon Martin vs. George Zimmerman trial would the media be as complicit? Would the media “look the other way” if Trayvon’s family was denied the truth or not given a trial?

If anyone called the Martin Family’s demand for justice and the truth a “phony issue” or a made up scandal concocted to make George Zimmerman and Florida gun laws look bad would the Democrats and the media sit by idly?

The parents of the Americans murdered in Benghazi deserve the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

THE BENGHAZI COVER STORY, LIES AND SUBSEQUENT COVER-UP IS NOT A PHONY SCANDAL!

INTIMIDATING, THREATENING AND PUNISHING BENGAHZI WITNESSES IS AN ABUSE OF POWER, NOT A PHONY SCANDAL!

IMAGINE HILLARY ASKING; “AT THIS POINT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHY ZIMMERMAN KILLED TRAYVON?”

She might say; “It could have been caused by a video George watched or that he was out walking around and just decided to kill someone, we don’t need to know the truth. At this point, what difference does it make?”

Demand justice for the victims of Benghazi, it does make a difference how and why they died while serving our country!

 Edmund H. Volkart; “Fairness, n. That Impartiality and equity of treatment that everyone approves of, so long as their own interests are not threatened.”

This weeks “must read”;

Hell to Pay

Amazon review:

“Barbara Olson traces the now familiar biographies of the president and first lady, contending that Mrs. Clinton is someone with dangerously liberal, even radical, political beliefs who "now seeks to foment revolutionary changes from the uniform of a pink suit." (Olson plays the theme heavily: each chapter of Hell to Pay begins with quotes from Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, which influenced the young Hillary Rodham.)”

SCANDALS? WHAT SCANDALS? OBAMA'S PHONY SCANDAL LIST.

THE PALM BEACH POST CONTINUES TO IGNORE THE COPIOUS SCANDALS OF OBAMA.

LET'S BOMB SYRIA SO PUTIN WON'T THINK I'M A CLOWN.

THAT'S WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS! 

AMERICA SHOULD WELCOME THE DEMISE OF PHONY NEWSPAPERS RUN BY PHONY JOURNALISTS

TOILET PAPER IS NOW MORE IMPORTANT THAN NEWSPAPER

The Washington Post is being sold. The failing liberal, iconic newspaper is just the latest casualty of the corrupt “media-academia complex” that has operated for decades as the propaganda arm of the radical left.  The Post joins the Boston Globe and other propagandist publications as it collapses into a self created cesspool of lies, distortions, and political bias. Americans that have retained the ability to read, write and think independently, the ones who do not rely on TV and Hollywood celebrities or late night comedians for current events and news  -informed Americans- will no longer tolerate the blatant bias of the mainstream media propagandists.

"WTPBPS" BREAKING NEWS; ONLY IN AMERICA COULD A TALENTLESS, LIBERAL MISOGYNIST AND OVER PRIVILEGED WHITE MAN BECOME A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE BY EXPLOITING CONSERVATIVE WOMEN, MOCKING DOWN SYNDROM CHILDREN AND THE HANDICAPPED AND KEEPING MINORITIES OPPRESSED AND IMPOVERISHED!

Bill Maher foul mouthed superstar to Democrats and mean middle-schoolers!

I GAVE $1 MILLION TO OBAMA BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE THE CONSTITUTION!

Trained by leftwing university professors who infest the classrooms of higher education, phony journalists are pre-programmed, mind-numbed robots following an agenda. They promote and endorse the progressive social engineering that has led to the demise of our public education system and help enact stifling regulation of business that has resulted in the loss of jobs and the destruction of the American middle-class. Hippie professors once rocked to “Big Brother and the Holding Company”, now they and the brainwashed reporters that receive degrees in journalism goose step to the drumbeat of “Big Brother and the Eric Holder Company”. The anti-establishment has become the big government, intrusive and intolerant establishment.

LEAD SINGER OF "BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING COMPANY", JANIS JOPLIN, WARNED US; "FREEDOM IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE!"
WE ARE ALMOST THERE!

Obama groupies do not report the news or investigate the numerous scandals surrounding their rock star president, they attempt to define what’s news and use the power of the press to attack political enemies of Obama and his big, intrusive government. They reserve their most potent venom and vile hatred for conservative minorities and women; Sarah Palin, Col. Allen West, Dr. Ben Carson, Michelle Bachman, Thomas Sowell, Herman Cain, Walter Williams, J.C. Watts, Deneen Borelli, Angela McGlowan, Dinesh D’souza and Clarence Thomas just to name a few. Now the Democrat Party activists and left wing propagandists posing as journalist might face the same fate as the middle-class that they divide and oppress, a lack of jobs. One can only hope!

Svetlana Kunin is a woman who escaped the horrors of the communist Soviet Union in 1980. She like many immigrants from totalitarian countries cannot understand why so many freedom loving Americans have become the useful idiots of the progressives in the Democrat Party.

The following is from Ms. Kunin’s editorial that I found in “Investors Business Daily at investors.com”.

“America's 'Useful Idiots' Are Just Like Those In USSR

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By Svetlana Kunin

 Posted 08/05/2013 06:44 PM ET

When Choice Is Lost

The United States is getting weaker on all fronts. The only power this administration is gaining is over the American citizens.

The tremendous efforts the Obama administration put into the Zimmerman trial to prove America is racist ended in fiasco. But citizens should not unwind with relief.

Soviet Communists successfully practiced ethnic incitement to redirect disillusion and anger. Prejudices are present all over the world. But when government is involved in a business of incitement of racism and chauvinism, people are in mortal danger.

Living in the USSR for the first 30 years of my life, I have met many people who didn't believe that socialist government was responsible for their misery. The founder of the USSR, Vladimir Lenin, called such people "rotten intelligentsia."

In the USSR, I didn't quite understand this characterization. Only when I emigrated to the USA did I understand the difference between freedom and dictatorship. It can be characterized by one word: "dignity."

When human beings are losing their ability to choose, they lose their dignity. The less choice they have, the more dignity they lose. Once frightened into submission and conformity, the "rotten intelligentsia" no longer represents any danger to the power of dictatorship.

Today in the U.S., I meet people who live in freedom and comfort but believe that the country should be transformed into a dictatorship of the government.

Full of slavish admiration for power, brainwashed by Marxist propaganda and ignorant of history, some of them, such as commentator Thomas Freidman, admire the Chinese system of government. Others, many of them from Hollywood, don't see any problems with the regimes in Cuba or Venezuela.

They demonize role models such as Clarence Thomas or Dr. Ben Carson, and glamorize Al Sharpton. They ignore independent thinkers such as Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams and other brilliant, accomplished individuals. Instead, they inflame racial grievances.”

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            The useful idiots in America haven’t a clue about the freedoms that they are about to lose. The celebrity idols of the left will always enjoy freedom and wealth as long as they help big government suppress and oppress the masses of little people.

Highly paid TV comedians are a wealth of misinformation for low information Democrats.

Because half of Americans no longer have the ability or desire to read, Newsweek was sold for $1! In my opinion, that’s $1 more than “The Palm Beach Post” is worth!

That’s Why The Palm Beach Post Sucks!

           Why do phony newspapers like The Post and the phony journalist working there refuse to report on the avalanche of legitimate Obama Administration scandals?

1) Why do the phony editors allow freedom-loving Americans to be threatened and silenced by their own government?

2) Why do the phony journalists not help citizens to come forward instead of participating in mocking and silencing them?

3) Why do the phony journalist and the human rights activists in Hollywood allow whistleblowers to be prosecuted by the Obama Administration and have no problem with their own phones and sources being wiretapped?

BROMANCE BETWEEN HOLLYWOOD STAR SEAN PENN AND TOTALITARIAN DICTATOR CHAVEZ

The answer to those questions must be that the media are willing participants in Obama’s disdain of our Constitutional freedom and his goal to fundamentally transform America from a country of freedom and personal independence to a USSR style of citizen dependency on government.

G.K. Chesterton: “We don’t need a censorship of the press. We have censorship by the press.”

This weeks “Must read”;

 the editorial pages of “Investors Business Daily”. Investors.com

SHARKNADOS ARE MOST LIKELY CAUSED BY MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING!

“Go, go, go, go, go, go, run away from the Sharknado!”

Haunting lyrics from the Sharknado theme song.

         Despite being mocked as one of the dumbest B movie comedies of all time, the blockbuster TV movie “Sharknado” might be based on scientific research that is being conducted by environmental groups. “Why The Palm Beach Post Sucks” (WTPBPS) has learned that Hollywood screenwriters have gained access to the confidential study. We at WTPBPS have sent our crack team of investigative reporters to Great Britain to learn the truth.

         We arrived in London and were whisked by stretch limousines to the palatial headquarters of “International Monitors for Better Environmental Control In Leftist States” (IMBECILS).

Hi, my name is Mr. Tyler Phoon lead investigative journalist for climate affairs at WTPBS. My crack staff arranged the following interview with the head climatologists of “Project Sharknado” that is being conducted by the IBECILS organization. I met with Dr. Fin Dorsal of Finland and Dr. Wendy Vortex of Cyclone, Italy. The following is the transcript from my interview.

        

Dr. Fin Dorsal:         “Greetings Mr. Phoon, I trust your flight was satisfactory? Let me introduce you to my colleague Professor Wendy Vortex.”

Mr. Ty Phoon:         “Hello doctors. Let me start by asking; is it true that an obscure American film studio called “The Asylum” came to possess e-mails being sent from your headquarters here in London to university professors in Pennsylvania, and that in those secret e-mails, research concerning a project called “Sharknado” was revealed?”

Dr. Wendy Vortex:         “Yes, that is true. The study was never meant for public release. It came out in the Edward Snowden document dump. The Chinese were so terrified by the content of the study that they leaked it to Hollywood where Asylum picked it up.”

Mr. Ty Phoon:         “Surely, it is not your contention that a Sharknado is actually possible?”

 Dr. Vortex:         “My name is Wendy sir, but yes… our preliminary research shows that under precise circumstances a twister… a large waterspout… could lift marine life including sharks and transport them inland. We need further investigation and that is why we are petitioning the U.S. government and the American Universities for a $100 Billion grant. Much work remains in order to definitively prove or disprove the global threat of Sharknado.”

Mr Phoon:         “How do you expect to sell such an expensive project to the people… the taxpayers who must fund it?”

Dr. Fin:         “Basically fear. We desperately need more help from Hollywood. “Sharknado2” is already in production and the story will take place in New York City, which should help advance our cause.

AN INCONVIENT TRUTH

THE GENESES OF SHARKNADOS

Al Gores movie, “An Inconvenient Truth”, laid the foundation for generations of future IMBECIL members… researchers… scientist and such people who will one day take our place, but we need much more help from the Hollywood elites.”

Dr. Vortex:         “Yes, Dr. Fin is correct. Once people are convinced that global warning not only exists, but also is man made, nothing is impossible. Network TV has successfully begun to convince viewers that many of the strange “never before recorded events” such as heat in the summertime is caused by global warming. We must make the public believe that rain, mud, wildfires, dust, flooding, drought, earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis are all rare events that have become common occurrences due to global warming. As long as history is not taught to children and adults care about the Royal Birth here in London, the TV networks will continue to succeed. If movie theaters would coordinate scheduling by showing a double feature of “Twister” directly followed by “Jaws” the seed will be planted in the typical American idiots mind that if farm animals can go flying by their car as in “Twister”, then why not sharks in a Sharknado?  

SHARKNADO-HEADS FLOCK TO L.A.

Mr. Phoon:         “Dr. Vortex, that is pretty harsh…calling Americans idiots!”

Dr. Vortex:         “In what other country would the citizens sit idly on top of fossil fuel reserves that if put to use would bankrupt Saudi Arabia and simultaneously defund terrorists, the greatest threat to them? What other group of people would waste trillions of dollars on windmills and solar panels that the Chinese produce at a fraction of the cost and then block the Keystone pipeline so that Canadian oil will be diverted from their country to go to China who will burn the oil in facilities that cause much more pollution and then use the profits made in China to produce even more solar panels and put American green industry out of business?”

Dr. Fin:         “She’s right! In 1980, Americans witnessed the eruption of Mt. St. Helens. The eruption clear cut hundreds of acres of surrounding timberland, annihilating every living creature for miles… covering the entire region in a foot of ash and spewing more carbon into the atmosphere in a few hours than humans have created since the dawn of mankind? Mother Nature pops a zit and does more “damage” to herself than man has ever been capable of…and now 30 years later, after driving an SUV loaded with kids home from the ballpark and firing up the outdoor barbeque grill to cook some hamburgers a man is insulted by some twit driving an electric car that has been charged up by a coal burning electrical power plant. The Ignorant Democrat looks down his snarky nose and smirks at the trailer trash, stupid, redneck polluting the earth with his cigarette and mini-grill! To we European elites, that’s what makes Americans hysterical, the lower classes are kept ignorant and the upper-class is fatuitous!”

2013 JOE SIX PACK             1980 MT. ST. HELENS

POLLUTER JOE SIX-PACK VS. MIGHTY MOTHER EARTH

Mr. Phoon:         “You seem to be admitting that all your man made global warming research and “The Sharknado Project” is a scam… a hoax.”

Dr. Fin:         “I assume that those asides and personal opinions I just offered are off the record, Mr. Phoon. You are a member of the American media elite after all…a progressive contributor to the "media-academia complex"... thus surely you agree with us about how stupid and gullible the American people are and how they are led like cattle by your corrupt self serving government. I hope I can talk openly about these things to a fellow traveler.”

Mr. Phoon:         “Doctors, have you never met a journalist that was not an anti-American leftist?”

Dr’s.:         “No, never…unless you consider that dried up old windbag Rupert Murdoch a journalist.”

Mr. Phoon:          “Let’s get back to Sharknado. Are you worried that you may be stereotyping sharks as evil, bloodthirsty killing machines? I remember when in 1975, after seeing “Jaws”, I became obsessed with sharks while diving in the Florida Keys. Out of fear I armed myself with a spear gun and strapped a dive knife to my ankle. I found myself observing the sharks with a wary eye and began following them… I even harassed a harmless nurse shark. When I followed a Cobia, which is not even a shark but is a game fish that resembles a shark, I was horrified at the realization that I was profiling! I had unwittingly become a piscatorial profiler! Guilt ridden and ashamed I shot a few Angel Fish with my spear gun just to make myself feel better. So do you believe that the movie Sharknado which is based on your research is politically in-correct?”

Dr. Vortex:         “We have no control over Hollywood but we do work symbiotically with the elites that control that industry. If Hollywood generates fear in the public’s mind and then links that fear of nature to man made global warming, mankind benefits. If it’s all for the greater good I believe we can do no wrong… anything goes.” 

Mr. Phoon:         “OK, lets sum up…a Sharknado may be quite possible…is that your contention?”

Dr. Fin:         “Absolutely!”

Dr. Vortex:         “I concur… but as we said, we need a lot more money to complete our work and prevent future global warming disasters. The public has not forgotten the damage caused by hurricane Sandy and the upcoming “Sharknado2” movie will scare the big spending New Yorkers into action. They will imagine another hurricane larger than Sandy and spawning shaknados hitting their city! After New York City is annihilated on the big screen by flying, man-eating sharks, we hope that money from D.C. will fill our coffers.”

Mr. Phoon:         “Thank you doctors, this interview has been very informative, good luck with Project Sharknado!”

Jacob Bronowski: “That is the essence of science; ask an impertinent question and you are on your way to a pertinent answer.”

DENY THE SHARKNADO AT YOUR OWN PERIL!

AT LEAST SHARKNADO IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN “THE PALM BEACH POST”!

THAT’S WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS!