HEADLINE NEWS THAT YOU WILL NOT FIND IN THE PALM BEACH POST
OBAMA FIXES THE PRICE OF GAS AT $9.99 PER GALLON; DEMOCRATS PLAN ON BLAMING HERMAN CAIN FOR THE HIGH PRICE!
AFTER DONATING $1 MILLION TO OBAMA, BILL MAHER CLAIMS HE IS NOT A DEMOCRAT. HE HATES HIMSELF AND WILL CONTINUE HIS WAR ON WOMEN and handicapped children proving he's Republican!
OBAMA SETS UP A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO STUDY ALGAE POWERED CARS!
MICHELE OBAMA SETS UP A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO STUDY USING PINK HAMBURGER SLIME TO POWER CARS!
OBAMA CREATES DEPARTMENT OF “THE KEYSTONE COPS” TO PROTECT THE NON-EXISTENT KEYSTONE PIPE LINE!
OBAMA SAYS PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE HIS ALGAE CAR MUST THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT!
HERMAN CAIN SAYS THEY ARE BOTH RIGHT; THE EARTH IS BOTH FLAT AND ROUND, LIKE A PIZZA!
OBAMA CREATES A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO STUDY THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH!
OPRAH WINFREY FIRES ROSIE O'DONNELL AFTER JUST 5 MONTHS, CLAIMING SHE NEEDS TO CUT THE FAT ON HER NETWORK!
MS NBC DECLARES THAT SINCE THEY DON’T HAVE AN AUDIENCE ANYWAY, THEY WILL PICK UP THE ROSIE SHOW AND HER 7 VIEWERS!
ERIC HOLDER AND THE EPA DECIDE TO FILE A LAW SUIT AGAINST THOMAS EDISON’S ESTATE FOR INVENTING THE EARTH DESTROYING INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB!
OBAMA TELLS J.P.MORGAN CHASE TO SHUT DOWN THE VATICAN’S BANK ACCOUNTS TO GUARANTEE THAT GEORGETOWN HAS ENOUGH FUNDS TO PAY FOR SANDRA FLUKES BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!
SANDRA FLUKE’S BIRTH CONTROL COSTS SKYROCKET TO $100,000!
OBAMA CREATES A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO STUDY SANDRA FLUKE’S BODY AND DETERMINE WHY SHE HAS A HIGH TOLERANCE AND INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!
BILL CLINTON VOLUNTEERS TO JOIN THE GOVERNMENT PANEL TO STUDY SANDRA FLUKES BIRTH CONTROL NEEDS!
ERIC HOLDER CREATES A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO RECAPTURE FAST AND FURIOUS WEAPONS AND TO BRAINWASH THE GRAY MATTER OF DEAD MEXICANS FROM MEXICO’S SIDEWALKS!
DAVID AXELROD TEAMS WITH JERRY WHEELBEARING TO GET THE ECONOMIC ENGINE ON TRACK!
THAT'S WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS!
