AMERICANS
CHOOSE EUROPEAN STYLE SOCIALISM BY RE-ELECTING OBAMA
We at the W.T.P.B.P.S. apologize for our
missed call of the election. Our team of highly skilled pollsters and
political scientists have discovered a flaw in our algorithm; we only polled eligible voters.
The America that many
citizens have known will cease to exist if the Republicans in the House of
Representatives fail to block Obama’s radical leftist agenda that will be
rammed “Forward” by czars, regulators, and the omnipotent decree of our
imperial president. The radical left, with control of the corrupt media and with
Obama as the progressive leader, has fundamentally transformed America into a
nation of people looking to a big government nanny state with open hands,
whining for free stuff. We now have over
50% of the population asking; “What can my country do for me?” not “What can I
do for my country?”
After
decades of a public education system that works only for the bosses of the
teachers unions and the inept educators that they enable and protect -as they
fire young competent teachers- the American electorate has been dumbed down,
becoming a horde of helpless idiots; under and misinformed by a corrupt leftist
media and unable to think for themselves. Grown adults have admitted to me that they get their
news and current events- when not playing video games- from the likes of Bill Maher, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! This is the know-nothing electorate that suits the
Democrat Party. An electorate that gladly exchanges their vote for “free stuff”.
But every dark cloud has a silver
lining. Here are some of the social benefits that might come from Obama’s
re-election.
1) We
can all cancel our expensive cell phones and get us a free Obama phone! Click this link to find out how!
2) Staten
Island can get the power back by attaching jumper cables to Chris Matthews’s
crotch and tap into that electric tingle running up his thigh.
3) Golf
courses nation wide will avoid the recession as Obama has four more years to
golf incessantly as soldiers die, the jobless cry and the economy collapses!
4) Elizabeth
Warren’s election will free up a position for an actual Native American
professor at Penn.
5) By utilizing the protection of religious freedom of expression, Elizabeth Warren might pass
legislation legalizing marijuana when smoked through a peace pipe.
6) Upon becoming enervated by the munchies after
smoking the peace pipe with Republicans, Warren might bring both sides of the aisle together for a tea party and coerce them to cooperate with a bribe of “all you
can eat” snacks.
WARREN MEETS WITH SENATE CHIEF, HARRY REID
7) The
terrorists who are setting the Middle East ablaze can relax as Obama focuses his hit list on American people and corporations that opposed his
election; fulfilling his promise of getting revenge through the election.
8) Valarie
Jarret promised that any opponents of Obama would have Hell to pay. The vindictive little woman might
not have time to push Obamacare down our throats as she implements her evil
little schemes.
9) Debbie
Wasserman-Schultz might hire that out of work, uppity, former black congressman
Allen West as her butler if he can find spare time from the demands of chauffeuring
Palm Beach Post journalist Rhonda
Swan from the Post’s front porch to Uncle Tom’s cabin.
10) Our
new congressman, the over privileged 1%er, Patrick Murphy might receive from
his rich, big developer, Daddy a gift of a dozen undocumented, low wage workers
to use as servants to clean his office toilets.
11) After legalizing gay marriage in N.J., Gov. Chris
Christie might announce his divorce from his current wife and his engagement to
Bruce Springsteen. Barney Frank would be
proud to stand as the handsome couples maid of honor.
12) Springsteen
might rewrite the lyrics to “Born in the USA” and
perform the new rendition at Obama’s inauguration ceremony. Donald Trump
providing the vocals could sing the retitled song “Born Down Kenya
Way!”
13) The
Palm Beach Post might win the Joseph Goebbels excellence in
propaganda award from the Chinese and Russian governments.
14) Obama might show the flexibility he promised Putin after the election as he gives all US nuclear missiles to Russia, Iran and the
United Nations security forces.
15) After
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fulfills his promise and incinerates all the
Jews, the U.N. might rename Israel “Fire
Island” and in a mass exodus the Muslim Brotherhood could exile all gay Muslims to the Sinai
Peninsula.
16) Obama might borrow more money from China and institute a dozen new stimulus bills providing even more "payola" to his big campaign donors while causing the US
dollar to have no value. Elizabeth Warren could solve this currency problem by proposing
we conduct trade in seashells; a currency that she claims has long worked for her native American people.
See... Cheer up, we have four more years of fun unless the progressive tyrants running the government shut down the Internet
and toss their opposition in jail (like they did to Alan
Roberts the anti-Muslim film director) or
put us all in re-education camps.
Now that the Palm Beach Post no longer has Romney or
West to attack will they continue to blame House Republicans even when the
Obama administration has threatened revenge and Hell to pay for them?
Will Obama’s
cheerleaders in the press continue to blame George Bush even 5 to 8 years into the
Obama nightmare as we go off the fiscal cliff?
Will the press shield Obama from investigation of Benghazi-gate?
Will the press shield Obama from investigation of Benghazi-gate?
OF
COURSE THEY WILL!
THAT’S
WHY THE PALM BEACH POST SUCKS!
Sadly
50% of the American people, those who voted for Obama, deserve what suffering is to come, the other 50% of us will have to
suffer along with the Democrat Party fools.
Prepare yourself for the big Nanny government mandates
that will take charge of your life!
THAT CRASH YOU HEARD TODAY WAS YOUR 401K OR IRA!
Thank the Democrat jackasses!
Thomas Fuller: “The Fool is busy in everyone’s business but his own.”
This week; “Must read”.
Stealing Elections by John Fund.
